The "SEATTLE SONG" (1952)

THE SEATTLE SONGWRITERS CLUB was an organization formed in the mid-20th Century to provide budding composers with a supportive place to compare notes with their peers, and where they could safely debut in-the-works songs for constructive critiquing. Among the members who progressed to the point of seeing their tunes published as sheet music – and/or even recorded by professional musicians – were Rosetta Perry Gibbon (who had gained some local notoriety back in 1932 when she won a Seattle Chamber of Commerce contest with her song, "Ho The Navy, Hail The Navy" which was penned to honor Fleet Week) and Marge Whaley (seen here at her piano). 
Whaley was a popular pianist who went on to cut her own recordings for one of Seattle’s pioneering record companies, Celestial Records, including her toe-tapping 1958 classic “Marge’s Monday Boogie.” But the disc spotlighted here is one that preceded that by a few years. “The Seattle Song” was written by Gibbon and Whaley, recorded by the Electricraft Studio, performed by the Showbox Theatre’s house-band, the Norm Hoagy Orchestra (backing Whaleys vocalizing) – and issued in 1952 by the Listen Records label. 
This whole production was sponsored by Greater Seattle Inc. – the organization that launched and managed this city’s annual summertime Seafair festival. Photographs on the disc’s cardboard cover depict typically touristy attractions including scenes of the Seafair “Torchlight” Parade, waterskiing babes, sailboats, a totem pole, fishermen, Naval ships on Puget Sound, and Mt. Rainier. Liner notes were provided by local music impresario, Arthur “Art” Benson, who promoted jazz music locally and was later associated with Celestial Records. 
And lastly we see Gibbon in July, 1952, showing off her new record "The Seattle Song" / "Hail The Navy" to Mr. Don Follett, manager of the Chamber of Commerce.


THE "RAINIER WALTZ" (ca.1952)

THERE WAS A TIME not so long ago in Pacific Northwest history when one large corporation – the Rainier Brewing Company – fairly dominated a major portion of this region’s commerce and culture. That suds-producing firm, based just west and below Seattle’s Beacon Hill neighborhood on today’s Airport Way S., has a rich history (1893-1999) [which I explored earlier in this essay:  http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm?DisplayPage=output.cfm&file_id=9130 ]. But along with brewing this town’s most famous beer, Rainier also made its impact in many other ways. Including, as the sponsor of the town’s beloved Seattle Rainiers baseball team and the annual Rainier Cup hydroplane races, and also as one of the region’s top buyers of advertising – first in newspapers and later on radio and television. In the 1950s the company even supported KIRO radio’s Rainier Ranch show, and later, KING-TV’s Rainier Ranch TV program which spotlighted local Country/Western musical stars of the day such as Texas Jim Lewis, and Jack Rivers. Along the way many different ad campaigns were concocted to promote Rainier Beer. The most famous being the 1970’s popular “Running of the Wild Rainiers” TV commercials. 
But even back in the heyday of radio, Rainier was already commissioning the writing of original jingles for airplay. An early one was a tune penned around 1952 by the noted New York composer Phil Davis. His instructions were to write a waltz that would be evocative of “the light, sparkling ‘character’ of [the] brewery’s product.” Written and then recorded, it was reported that: “Listener reaction was immediate. Disc jockeys found themselves receiving requests for––a commercial!” It was then that Rainier’s advertising agency – Seattle’s Miller & Company, Inc. – convinced Rainier to go all out and have the song revamped in long-form and re-cut in Hollywood by the popular Les Baxter and his Orchestra. 


Baxter, who is best remembered by today's hipsters for his series of easy-listening / exotica / lounge music theme albums – then took his 26-piece ensemble into Hollywood’s state-of-the-art Capitol Studios and recorded what was soon released as a promotional ten-inch 78rpm vinyl record. It was then issued on the Capitol / SRS imprint – the record company’s special custom imprint produced by its “Studio & Recording Services” division (which was apart from the label’s own growing catalog of pop and country discs, and which specifically catered to outside enterprises that wanted to cut high-quality recordings for their own purposes). Hence this white-label promotional disc, which is rather rare on its own (I’ve seen about three copies in 40+ years of collecting Northwest-related records). But, this recent find came replete with the very first, as far as I know, original gatefold jacket to ever be unearthed – and it features graphics depicting Mount Rainier and Seattle’s skyline with Harbor Island, King Street Station, Smith Tower, the Cascade Range and other notable landmarks. And, logically enough, it came straight out of a elderly longtime Rainer Brewing Co. employee’s estate. Cheers!

TACOMA MUSICIANS’ BENEFIT BALL (1937)

ON THE EVENING of February 9, 1937 eight big-bands from the Pacific Northwest competed in what was promoted as the "first annual" Musicians’ Benefit Ball. Sponsored by Tacoma’s American Federation of Musicians (AFM) Local 117, this stunning – and recently acquired – promotional poster is a surviving artifact of the event.
The dance was held in Fife, Washington at Rocco “Mac” Manza and Jimmy Zarelli’s Century Ballroom (1406 54th Avenue East) on the old “Seattle – Tacoma Highway (U.S. 99), which had opened back on December 29, 1934,  and had been built to resemble the Washington State Pavilion at the 1933 Century of Progress Exposition in Chicago.  The benefit gig kicked off at 9:00 pm with music performed by the host band, an eighteen-piece ensemble led by Joe Rausch. Following that, eight bands would each take turns playing for the assembled dancers from the main-stage located across the room (which boasted a 20,000 square-foot dance-floor) – with Rausch’s band playing additional songs between those 30-minute sets.  The competitors were bands led by: Auby Akins, Brad Bannon, Harold Eaton, Louie Grenier, Ronald Isham, Stan Miskoski, Grady Morehead, and Sig Thorson. The contest’s promoter, Al Paige, predicted that "a record crowd is expected to be on hand to witness Lieut. Gov. Victor Meyers, head judge of the affair, present the winning band with a beautiful" trophy at around 2:00 am.  Alas, we may never learn who won the battle – and thus, the title of "Champion of the Northwest" – as the Tacoma newspapers don’t seem to have published a follow-up report, and I've thus far found no references to similar dances in subsequent years! The Century, which went on to host massive dances into the 1950s featuring touring bands – including those led by such musical stars as Tommy Dorsey, Jimmy Dorsey, Kay Kyser, and the Lombardo brothers (Guy, Carmen, Lebert and Victor) – closed in 1956 and the building burned in 1964.

RAREST NW RECORDS: ROLLIE WEBBER's "TIRED OF LIVIN'" (1959)

AMONG THE THOUSANDS of records produced in the Pacific Northwest since the very first musical recording was cut here in Seattle way back in 1923, are a number that cross-over into two notable categories: awesome music and rare as hell. I mean: music which is so outstanding that its obvious merits would be acknowledged by anyone with functioning ears and an open mind – but music that was originally issued on a vinyl (or shellac) disc that is so exceedingly scarce that almost nobody has ever seen, owned, or heard it.
Today’s example of such a specimen is: “Tired of Livin’” / “If I Knew Then” a 45rpm disc issued in 1959 by the Country Records label and credited simply to Rollie Webber. If the name seems at all familiar, perhaps it is because he was an early musical associate of Bakersfield, California’s eventually-famous honky-tonk band-leader, guitarist, and singing star, Buck Owens. And that is really where this little story begins.

It was in 1958 that the then-young and still-struggling Owens heard from one of California’s finest steel guitarists, Dusty Rhodes, that there might be better opportunities to make a living up in the Northwest. That advice quickly proved to be true. Owens moved up here, found work at a tiny Puyallup-based radio station, KAYE (1540 AM), and began meeting all the players on the Sea-Tac country scene. In seemingly no time at all, Owens recruited a fine band comprised of Don Ulrich (fiddle), “Shot Gun” Red Hildreth (upright bass), Nokie Edwards (guitar), and Dusty Rhodes.

Before long the group was drawing crowds to gigs in towns including Tacoma, Fife, Sumner, Steilacoom, and Seattle – and they also found their way into a local recording studio or two. The most prominent studio in the area at that time was Joe Boles Custom Recorders in West Seattle – the home of those hit recordings just then breaking out nationally for local teenage rock ‘n’ roll groups including the Fleetwoods, the Frantics, and the Ventures. Boles kept a Guest Log in his basement studio and many clients signed-in during their visits with him.

Thus it was around January 1959 that Owens and the boys – which now included guitar ace, Rollie Webber, as a replacement for Edwards (who’d quit to join the Ventures) – inscribed a few brief messages for Boles. Owens wrote: “I've never worked in a better studio or with a more cooperative fellow – You're a great Guy.” Rhodes agreed: “Thanks for that good ‘Country’ Sound.” Hildreth noted: “Thanks for a fine job in our recordings. Let Country Music Live.” The teenaged Ulrich gushed: “It was sure an experience to record in your ‘studio’, it is a swell set-up.” And Webber expressed his gratitude:  “Thanks for the fine session. Best wishes Joe.”

It is my best guess that the result of that session was today’s "Rarest Record." Backing that theory is the fact that many local records produced by Joe Boles feature matrix codes etched into the dead-wax just outside each side’s paper labels. Numerical codes preceded by two alphabetical letters: the audio engineer’s initials, “JB.” And, sure enough, this Country Records single bears these codes: “JB 2371D1” and “JB 2371D2.” Another interesting detail, as we shall soon see, is that the A-side song’s composer credit is given solely to Webber, while the B-side gives credit to Owens, and both tunes were published by “Blue Book Publishing BMI.”

Moving right along, it was on March 16, 1959, that Billboard magazine noted:  “Country Records, new diskery with headquarters in Tacoma, Wash., has as its first release, ‘If I Knew Then’ b/w ‘Tired of Livin’,’ by Rollie Webber, formerly on the Pep label. The firm is interested in hearing from deejays who would like to be placed in its mailing list.” Around that same point in time Owens was called down to Hollywood to begin a few recording sessions for Capitol Records.

That foray southward yielded “Second Fiddle” a tune cut with session players at Capitol Recording Studio – a song that would become Owens’s first genuine (No.2) hit. Meanwhile he returned back to the Northwest and continued gigging. On June 1st Billboard again noted:  “Buck Owens, currently stirring considerable action with his new release, ‘Second Fiddle,’ on the Capitol label, is being featured in a new 30-minute seg, ‘The Bar K Jamboree,’ simulcast each Saturday afternoon via KTNT radio and TV, Tacoma, Wash. Other features on the show are Dusty Rhodes and Rollie Webber, with guests spotted on occasion to support the regular Bar K gang.”

But by June 16, 1959, Owens was back at Capitol’s studios cutting another couple songs – which would soon be issued as a Capitol single – one featuring Webber’s “Tired Of Livin’” and the other, a new one: “Under Your Spell Again.” That latter song also has an interesting back-story, in that it was directly inspired by a 1959 Capitol Records (F4168) R&B single: “Castin’ My Spell” by Johnny “Willie And The Hand Jive” Otis. It was in 1996 that I interviewed Owens at his Bakersfield headquarters and he happily told the tale while expounding on the art of songwriting:

“First of all, I’ll tell you: there’s no set way to do it. …There’s no set way. I’ve tried writing songs with people. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn’t. Other ways you write a song, where someone says something and it triggers something in you. Then there’s a way: you hear something. Maybe on the radio. I had a song … called ‘Under Your Spell Again.’ And while I was in the Seattle area there, I’m riding along in a car and there’s this Johnny Otis record, who was an old-time big-band guy. And they was doing a song called ‘I’m Going To Cast A Spell On You’ [sic]. Something like that. I think that was the title. And I thought: ‘Spell on you. He’s going…’ And I went home and sat down and wrote [‘Under Your Spell Again’] in about 30 minutes. And came to record it a couple of months later. And so you know, that’s just the way it happens sometimes. Something you hear. Anyway there’s tales and tales about how songs are written. And I’ve written a lot of ways.”

But, scoring a major hit is always a significant milestone for any musician, and this Capitol disc – coming on the immediate heels of Owen’s first Capitol hit, “Second Fiddle” – was an important one for Owens. “Under Your Spell Again” / “Tired of Livin’” (Capitol F4245) was released on July 13, 1959 and the A-side became a strong (No. 4) national smash. As for the B-Side? Well, the evil music biz had its nasty way, and the publishing of “Tired of Livin’” was transferred from Blue Book over to “Central Songs BMI” while the composition itself was now suddenly credited to “Buck Owens-Rollie Webber.”

The two songs would also appear on Owens’s debut Capitol album, Buck Owens, in January 1961, by which time he had moved back to California, and Dusty Rhodes and the Bar-K Gang carried on, playing frequent gigs at Tacoma’s Britannia Tavern, Seattle’s Circle Tavern, and the Evergreen Ballroom near Olympia. For his part, Webber stayed busy locally, cutting a more discs including another Webber-Owens composition, “Flash, Crash and Thunder” (Virgelle Records 725), as issued in 1964.

Decades later, right after I had just completed a couple hours-long interview with Owens, I asked him if he had a few more minutes to listen to a few song snippets that I’d brought along on a cassette. My goal was to have him help me nail down whether or not he’d been involved in a few records that I suspected he had played on. He graciously agreed. About 1.5 bars into Webber’s “Tired Of Livin’” 45 – which I didn’t identify beforehand – Owens exclaimed “Yep. That’s me.” I said: “Wow! How did you know so quickly?” He said authoritatively: “That’s my guitar playin’ – I just know when I hear it. Where’d you get that?” I explained, again, that I’d been long collecting Northwest records and had a few mysterious ones that I could use his input on. So, we tested a few more songs and he was similarly helpful. But then he suddenly turned to his assistant and sort-of whispered something like: “You stay on this. You get this feller’s information.” Well, I have stayed in contact with Owens’s team over the years – and now everybody has “this feller’s information” about one insanely rare record – and I hope you enjoyed reading about its saga.

MR BLUE: THE FIRST NORTHWEST “SAMPLER” LP (1959)


THERE ARE TWO BASIC TYPES of “Various Artist” LPs that the music biz has developed over the decades: “compilation” & “sampler” albums. The most common model is the “compilation” album, which usually features a selection of otherwise-unavailable songs performed by an array of artists. These LP’s are often intended to showcase a certain musical style/genre, or music from a distinct era or particular region.
A few classic examples would be 1962’s Seattle Beat (a set of new recordings of then-active area jazz combos as produced by Seafair Records); 1965’s Merry Christmas (a set of new holiday-themed garage-rock songs by the Sonics, Wailers, & Galaxies as produced for seasonal sales by Tacoma's Etiquette Records); 1975’s Collector’s Item: Songs From the Taverns of the Pacific Northwest (a set of new recordings by an array of popular regional bands); 1981’s Seattle Syndrome, Vol. 1 (a set of new recordings by local punk & New Wave bands); & 1986’s Deep Six (a set of new recordings cut in one particular studio, & featuring groups who were beginning to forge what would later come to be known as Seattle’s “grunge” rock revolution).

A significant variation on this "compilation" album concept involves an after-the-fact retrospective approach. Local examples include 1965’s Bolo Bash (a compilation of local hits produced over the past few years by one local label, Bolo Records); 1965’s The Hitmakers (a compilation of songs by local, well, hit-making bands produced over the past few years by another local label, Jerden Records). Additional examples – which would each highlight vintage recordings originally produced by multiple record companies – include a few that I have happily contributed to the creation of over the years, such as Rhino Records’ 1988 LP, The Northwest: Nuggets V.8 (featuring local rock groups from the psychedelic sixties), & EMP’s 2000 set Wild & Wooly: The Northwest Rock Collection (featuring a wide range of rockin’ local bands spanning the years of 1958–1995).

The second major type – a “sampler” LP – is typically produced by one particular record company with the intention of drawing immediate attention to their talent roster’s recent and/or current singles and/or albums. Of the two types, samplers are usually pressed in relatively smaller quantities with the understanding that they are about the commercial goals of the moment & will thus likely have a much shorter shelf-life. There is at least one notable example of a "Various Artist" set that straddled both models: the Sub Pop label's 1988 classic Sub Pop 200 (which took the now-maturing “grunge” sound worldwide with new recordings by various bands – some of whom did have other Sub Pop recordings then-currently available in the marketplace).

But, with all this in mind: I hereby nominate the one spotlighted above as the earliest & probably rarest “Various Artist” rock 'n' roll specimen of them all. This 1959 sampler album – Mr Blue – is comprised of recordings produced by one Seattle label (Dolton Records) & was made strictly for the British marketplace. Issued by England’s Top Rank International label, the LP bore both a serial number cleverly designed to encourage sales [BUY/028], & a title taken from the name of the second smash-hit single by Dolton’s winsome debut act, that Olympia, Washington-based teen trio, the Fleetwoods. But as a sampler it also offered up various current hits that Dolton was enjoying with other acts that they had signed that very year, including the Frantics, Little Bill and the Bluenotes – & even one by the label’s Vice President (& resident studio producer) Bonnie Guitar. Of special note is the fact that this would be the first-&-only LP to feature music by the Frantics and/or Little Bill and the Bluenotes until the retrospective “compilation” trend kicked off years later. But way back in ’59, Top Rank’s Mr Blue sampler evidently achieved its objective as all four of the artists represented on the disc went on to score radio hits of varying magnitude in Merry Olde England. The musical contents of this LP are:

SIDE 1:
The Fleetwoods
  • “Confidential”
  • “The Three Caballeros”
  • “Raindrops, Teardrops”
  • “You Mean Everything To Me”
  • “Serenade Of The Bells”
  • “Unchained Melody”

SIDE 2:
The Fleetwoods
  • “We Belong Together”
  • “Come Go With Me”
  • “Mr. Blue”

Little Bill & the Bluenotes
  • “I Love An Angel”

The Frantics
  • “Fogcutter”

Bonnie Guitar
  • “Candy Apple Red”

BUCK RITCHEY: A NORTHWEST RADIO LEGEND (1915-1973)

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THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST'S most storied Country/Western radio DJ – Marion "Buck" Ritchey – effectively promoted that genre of music for about 32 long years on area radio stations. Born in 1915, he was initially inspired by the recordings of America’s “Blue Yodeler” Jimmy Rodgers, & he taught himself to play the guitar. In 1930, & at the mere age of 15, he left his home in Missouri, & his wanderings eventually led him out to Tacoma in 1938. 
By 1942 he’d been confined to a tuberculosis ward, but upon release he took on a gig as a radio host at Seattle’s powerful KVI station – a daily 3-hour shift that paid the royal sum of 75¢ an hour. As he made deeper connections within the area’s music scene, Ritchey ended up leading a country band – The K-VI [“K-6”] Wranglers – which also included Seattle’s star steel guitarist Paul Tutmarc, along with his young bride Bonnie Tutmarc (who would go on to later international solo fame as Bonnie Guitar). One of the Wranglers’ claims-to-fame was that they also briefly featured a singer named Jack Guthrie (the cousin of folkie icon, Woody Guthrie) who debuted the tune “Oklahoma Hills” with them – a song that went on to become a No.1 hit in 1945. The K-VI Wranglers’ high public profile was partially the result of their becoming the house-band for KVI – & thus, their records managed to receive an inordinate amount of airtime. Controversies erupted as other local country artists saw this blatant favoritism while their own, perhaps more deserving, discs didn’t enjoy such generous support. But it must also be stated that Ritchey did help a lot of country singers along the way:  it was said that the Grand Ol’ Opry’s Hank Snow once credited Ritchey with helping establish his career by being the first radioman in the nation to air his early records on a regular basis. Some of the records credited to Ritchey himself include: “A Wasted Life Like Mine” / “Only The Moonman Knows” [GRC Records 109], & “The Slave” / “Busy Signal” [GRC Records 111] – & one of his most popular recordings was the seasonal favorite, “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” After 22 years at KVI, a Seattle pop station, KAYO, switched formats & Ritchey jumped ship & joined the “Kountry KAYO” crew. Around 1970 he was diagnosed with cancer & after a valiant three-year battle, Buck Ritchey died at Providence Medical Center on December 23, 1973.

ROCKING CHAIR BLUES: 1949


IT IS A BIT SAD that such scant information has survived regarding what is surely one of Seattle’s most fabled jazz joints: the Old Rocking Chair Club. Sure, I occasionally turn up various vintage trade tokens from the place (as seen below) but the shortage of photographs of the long-gone place is simply a travesty to our efforts to document local history. So, saints-be-praised then that this image just recently surfaced in a stack of old pix recently unearthed here in town.  
Based in a 2-story wooden house on the Southeast corner of 14th & Yesler – note: its street address has variously been listed as either being 115 14th Avenue S., or 1301 E. Yesler Way – the Rocking Chair was run by Fred Owens who had begun in the nightlife biz by operating the Blue Rose club in that same locale back in the Roaring ‘20s. The greatest legend about the room certainly centers on its role in the “discovery” of one of America’s greatest musical talents: Ray Charles – who considered it “the gonest place in town.”
It was in March, 1948, that the 17-year-old pianist, Ray Charles Robinson – seeking a better life & a way into the music business – arrived in town by Greyhound bus from his home down south. On his very first night in town he was steered to a jam session at the Rocking Chair, a venue that boasted a comfortable bar built from glass blocks, a small bandstand, & a not-so-discrete gambling room upstairs. Since its opening back in ‘46, the Rocking Chair had fully earned its reputation as the place to stir up some action or just hang: even touring stars like Count Basie & his band would relax, or jam, there into the wee small hours after their main gigs across town. The original house band was the Elmer Gill Trio & that’s who was onstage when Robinson showed up and asked to sit in a play a few tunes. Instantly winning over the club’s colorful cast of regulars, the kid was offered a weekly gig at the local black chapter of the Elks Club (662 1/2 S. Jackson Street). Robinson (who soon assumed the stage-name of “Ray Charles”) added guitarist Garcia McKee & the duo held down that gig until summertime when they formed the McSon Trio (which soon became: the Maxin Trio) by adding bassist Milt Garred & moving up to the Rocking Chair gig.  
Then one night in late-‘48 an LA-based businessman named Jack Lauderdale was shooting dice at the Rocking Chair and began diggin’ the tunes that were wafting up from the bandstand. And Lauderdale certainly knew his music:  he operated what was one of the very first black-owned independent labels, Downbeat Records, which had already issued R&B hits by artists including Lowell Fulson, Jay McShann, & Joe Turner. So when the Maxin Trio informed him that some of the tunes they’d been playing were originals, he tried to lure them into a recording session. As Charles later recounted:

“I first met Jack Lauderdale…when we were at the Rocking Chair. There was a private club upstairs – that's where they would gamble at – and downstairs was where we were working. Jack was there one night and he came downstairs and heard us playing. He said, ‘I'd like to sign you guys up to a contract. What would you think about that?’ Oh, Man, I was so excited! ‘Wow! We're gonna get a record contract!’ There was nothing about any advance or money up front. All the man said to me was the he was gonna record me, and we'd have a hit. I didn't even ask about the terms. All I knew was that I wanted to make a record; this was a big thing to me at that time.”

Jazz historian Paul de Barros once reported that: “When Lauderdale offered the trio a record date, they thought he was putting them on. McKee recollects: ‘Ray and I got together and said, “This guy thinks we damn fools!”…We didn’t know he was serious, because we didn’t know nothing about recording. He kept on persisting, and persisting, and finally he got us down to this station and then that’s when we did our first tune. …We recorded them downtown.’ …‘You know,’ adds Charles, ‘…We just couldn’t believe that – we’re going to make a record and we’re going to make it in Seattle.’” “A record! Man, that was the ultimate!” Charles enthused in his autobiography, Brother Ray. “Yes we’ll cut a record, Mr. Lauderdale. Good God Almighty! Just show us the way, Papa. Nothing I want to do more. …Jack was the first person I signed with, and I have to give him credit. I don't know what he heard, but he must have heard something – because he recorded me in Seattle.”
The Trio’s debut session was likely held at the KOL radio studio in the Northern Life Tower – one of the very few options in town at the time. At session’s end Lauderdale split with the master tape – which contained the first bluesy tunes ever recorded in Seattle: “Confession Blues” and “I Love You, I Love You” – and in early 1949 it was released on his Down Beat label. Though the disc’s commercial success was marginal, Lauderdale had the trio come down to LA for another session. After that he sent again for Charles and McKee, who recorded with a hired rhythm section before returning home once more. Finally, in February 1950 Lauderdale sent just for Charles – and thus the Trio’s days were over. Perhaps feeling a bit homesick, Charles – who would soon launch his fabulous career as the “Genius of Soul” – cut his next record which was a sweet tribute to the ol’ gang back at the club: “Rocking Chair Blues.” Here's some of what Brother Ray sang about his Seattle pals:


“If you're feeling lowdown, don't have a soul to care, (X2)
Just grab your hat and start for the Rocking Chair.

There's Dubonnet Judy, Gin Fizz Flo, Cocktail Shorty, and old Julip Joe.

I'm telling you, it's the gonest place in town,
If you don't have your rubbers, take a taxi down.

If you're a regular guy, you're bound to get a souvenir, (X2)
And when you write back home, you can say you're spooning at the Rocking Chair.”